(according
to my eight-year-old son)
First,
manual labor.
Then,
buy lots and lots
of
football cards
until
you get The One
you
can sell
for
lots of money.
And
then, he says, buy more.
He
looks over at two
nine-year-old
boys walking
toward
school
and
says, sagaciously,
they
don't care about manual labor.
I've
heard them talking
when
I've been walking home.
All
they talk about is video games.
I pull
up
to his
drop-off.
Mom,
what's manual labor?
Physical
work, I say,
like
building a house.
He
nods, gets out for school.
How To
Get Rich, For Parents:
First,
drive your 8-year-old to school.
And
then,
laugh
the whole way home.
© 2016 Jennifer Wagner
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football
cards on my son's dresser
photo © 2016 Jennifer Wagner
manual labor performed to
purchase cards: brushed dog, set table, took out trash
manual labor in order to purchase
more: clean room
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