photo © 2013 Jennifer Wagner
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Welcome to Rubbletown,
and thanks for leaving.
Don’t let the saloon doors
hit ya on the backside on yer way out.
Rope yerself a farmer’s daughter
elsewhere—
cuz the sheriff here does all the ropin’
of the choicest stock.
He gets a cut down at
The Delmonico,
making fodder for Madame Maynard’s
…err, establishment.
That sheriff, he’s a mean cuss.
See them boots?
Silver-tipped and intricate all up the sides?
He dips ‘em in rattlesnake venom.
And he’ll kick ya ‘til yer skin splits
and rots, black as raven’s feathers.
He’s the devil alright.
And the devil deals in hearts.
That’s why I’ve sleeved
a spade.
One day he’s gonna ask
the wrong "purty lil' thang"
to dance.
© 2013 Jennifer Wagner
At dVerse we’re writing cowboy poetry. The Delmonico was a Hotel and Restaurant and
suspicioned to have rooms leased to Madame Henrietta Maynard in Port Townsend,
WA in the early 1900’s. I’ve based my fictionalized
poem on accounts found in the “Bars & Bordellos” booklet from the Jefferson County Historical Society (pictured).