At the mutant
hospital
we grilled
burgers and dogs
and listened to
baseball on the radio.
What else could
ease our rehabbing hearts?
Jimmy insisted
on using bamboo chopsticks—
don’t ask me
how he does it, but he does.
I nodded, but
ate mine from the pocket of my glove.
Both of us sighed
knowing the
Babe would be proud—
a hot dog
between each finger
and a cigar
after, or during,
as our
preference allowed.
The nurse came
to tell us to,
“put those OUT!”
But “OUT” means
something different
when you’re on
defense,
so, we just
grinned victoriously
at her
ever-increasing scowls.
From there in
the yard,
we dreamed of donning
our disguises
and escaping to
our own field of dreams.
Me, in my beret,
trying to avoid
people’s eyes
spinning like
pinwheels
and glazing
over
when I tell
them I write poetry
(don’t look
at me like that,
people have
been writing it
since the
dawn of time).
And Jimmy, dressed
up
like a Spanish conquistador,
or a brightly
colored piñata,
to avoid the inevitable
comment
that he’s “too
smart for his own good,”
which means he’s
too smart for theirs.
But that’s why
we’ve teamed up—
our gifts being
misunderstood.
We know “mutant”
is another name
for a special kind of
talent, a
genius, a crackerjack.
And if you get it,
buy me some—
I don’t care if
I never get back.
© 2024 Jennifer
Wagner
For Shay’s Word Garden Word List—Shakespeare Bats Cleanup
I used 11 of
the given words.