Friday, December 7, 2012

Letter to Santa


Dear Santa,

The pizza delivery guy
drives the pizza to my house.
I tip him,
though he had nothing to do
with making it.
And I’m sure he keeps it all
for himself.

Next year I’m writing to the elves.

Signed,
New Perspective



Copyright 2012 Jennifer Wagner

For Words Count with Mama Zen at Imaginary Garden with Real Toads.  The challenge:  A 50 words or less letter to the big guy.

41 comments:

Laurie Kolp said...

lol... cute!

Fireblossom said...

This is hilarious. Perfect.

Maude Lynn said...

This is just too clever!

Mary said...

Love this...perhaps Santa will tell you to opt for a frozen one. LOL. (No tips!)

Susie Clevenger said...

LOL This is so funny...loved it!

Margaret said...

Santa is just the delivery guy! Love this.

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Good plan! Though I'm sure Santa shares his cookies witht elves.

Kerry O'Connor said...

Ha! Well said!

Jannie Funster said...

Pizza delivery guys own the world! They might drive Mazda GLC's and 1988 Honda Civics, but they drive them home to mansions bought with all that $$$$. :)

Lea said...

Love it. Everything about it. Hope that delivery guy listens... and thank you so for your lovely words yesterday, they mean a lot...

Helen said...

Priceless!!! No tips required ....

Other Mary said...

My son was a pizza delivery guy! He appreciates your generosity! lol

Brian Miller said...

haha too funny....nicely done...smiles..

De Jackson said...

Haha! I LOVE this! :) Just saw Arthur Christmas with our kids last night, and was thinking the same thing! ;)

Marian said...

yay! smartypants :)

Jennifer Wagner said...

Loved the prompt--thanks MZ!

Jennifer Wagner said...

Haha...never thought of that :)

Jennifer Wagner said...

thanks :D

Jennifer Wagner said...

oh poor Santa...thanks Margaret :-D

Jennifer Wagner said...

Have you seen the guy? I'm not so sure ;)

Jennifer Wagner said...

Thanks Kerry!

Jennifer Wagner said...

I knew it!

Jennifer Wagner said...

You are so welcome Lea...thanks for yours as well.

Jennifer Wagner said...

Always tips for you Helen-thanks!

Jennifer Wagner said...

lol :)

Jennifer Wagner said...

I know, right?! And I'm still swooning over the piece you wrote for the prompt.

Jennifer Wagner said...

lol...smirk...

Jennifer Wagner said...

thanks :)

Jennifer Wagner said...

Thanks Shay!

Hannah said...

Nice!!! I like your new perspective on this childhood whimsy. :)

Jennifer Wagner said...

Thanks Hannah :)

Deepak Kripal said...

That is really cute... :)

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Ella said...

I love this fun letter :D lol
Yes, I am sure he does, but with the price of gas-he might need it! Some don't get to have a Red sled-you know a company pizza vehicle~

Madeleine Begun Kane said...

LOL! Very funny!

Jennifer Wagner said...

Thanks :)

Jennifer Wagner said...

Nelson, thank you for such praise for my blog. I really appreciate your kind words and for following too--blessings to you as well!

Jennifer Wagner said...

lol red sled...thanks Ella :-)

Jennifer Wagner said...

Thanks Mad! :-)

Optimistic Existentialist said...

I love this. I showed it to my neice and she loved it too!

Jennifer Wagner said...

Aww...thanks for reading--glad you both enjoyed it!