Dear Santa,
The pizza delivery guy
drives the pizza to my house.
I tip him,
though he had nothing to do
with making it.
And I’m sure he keeps it all
for himself.
Next year I’m writing to the elves.
Signed,
New Perspective
Copyright 2012 Jennifer Wagner
For Words Count with Mama Zen at Imaginary Garden with Real Toads. The challenge: A 50 words or less letter to the big guy.
lol... cute!
ReplyDeletethanks :)
DeleteThis is hilarious. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteThanks Shay!
DeleteThis is just too clever!
ReplyDeleteLoved the prompt--thanks MZ!
DeleteLove this...perhaps Santa will tell you to opt for a frozen one. LOL. (No tips!)
ReplyDeleteHaha...never thought of that :)
DeleteLOL This is so funny...loved it!
ReplyDeletethanks :D
DeleteSanta is just the delivery guy! Love this.
ReplyDeleteoh poor Santa...thanks Margaret :-D
DeleteGood plan! Though I'm sure Santa shares his cookies witht elves.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the guy? I'm not so sure ;)
DeleteHa! Well said!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kerry!
DeletePizza delivery guys own the world! They might drive Mazda GLC's and 1988 Honda Civics, but they drive them home to mansions bought with all that $$$$. :)
ReplyDeleteI knew it!
DeleteLove it. Everything about it. Hope that delivery guy listens... and thank you so for your lovely words yesterday, they mean a lot...
ReplyDeleteYou are so welcome Lea...thanks for yours as well.
DeletePriceless!!! No tips required ....
ReplyDeleteAlways tips for you Helen-thanks!
DeleteMy son was a pizza delivery guy! He appreciates your generosity! lol
ReplyDeletelol :)
Deletehaha too funny....nicely done...smiles..
ReplyDeleteHaha! I LOVE this! :) Just saw Arthur Christmas with our kids last night, and was thinking the same thing! ;)
ReplyDeleteI know, right?! And I'm still swooning over the piece you wrote for the prompt.
Deleteyay! smartypants :)
ReplyDeletelol...smirk...
DeleteNice!!! I like your new perspective on this childhood whimsy. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Hannah :)
DeleteThat is really cute... :)
ReplyDeleteThanks :)
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ReplyDeleteGreetings from Rio de Janeiro/ Brasil
Nelson
Nelson, thank you for such praise for my blog. I really appreciate your kind words and for following too--blessings to you as well!
DeleteI love this fun letter :D lol
ReplyDeleteYes, I am sure he does, but with the price of gas-he might need it! Some don't get to have a Red sled-you know a company pizza vehicle~
lol red sled...thanks Ella :-)
DeleteLOL! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks Mad! :-)
DeleteI love this. I showed it to my neice and she loved it too!
ReplyDeleteAww...thanks for reading--glad you both enjoyed it!
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