Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Eeyore Drives a Minivan and Writes a Haiku



nobody notices
my windshield is a magnet
for rocks


© 2013 Jennifer Wagner



“This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it."  -Eeyore, Winnie-the-Pooh


25 comments:

  1. I could just hear this in Eeyore's voice!

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  2. haha eeyore indeed...lol....we used to live by a quarry...and mine seemed to be...

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  3. Like my husband's... but then again he drives around on highways a lot for work.

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  4. time for elevenses..
    where are the cupholders in this vehicle..

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  5. Ha! I love the title! My windshield is a magnet for bird poop!

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  6. Hilarious, Jennifer! Many found it the hard way!

    Hank

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  7. Some summer days - I think I'M the bug magnet! Smiles

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  8. Loved it. Conveyed a lot in its brevity.

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  9. I feel your pain. We live near a quarry.

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  10. oh yes and it's likely to rain also! I love this Eeyore-ish poem- I can hear him saying that! Thanks for the smiles and have a great day!

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  11. I too can hear Eeyour saying this. Sad about your windshield!

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  12. Eeyore is one of the world's greatest, although pessimistic, philosopher! Loved this! Including the quote in your presentation made it even nicer.

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  13. My daughters love the Winnie the pooh series, so much so the my elder one has named my younger Winnie and my younger one sleeps with a plush piglet. anyway's i can clearly imaging Eeyore say it with his drooping neck and sluggish walk. lol.

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  14. oh! i love Eeyore! cracked windshields are so common in Denver that they're not covered under automobile insurance. {thankfully, i live in Arizona.}

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  15. short and right to the point....crack!

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  16. Jennifer this is so perfect--nobody notices... and your title had me laughing out loud. :-)

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